Out the mouth, through the nose, all over mommy, here we go!

Well I had been pondering what I might write about next, and with one incident my blog post today came to me. Today my little man started crying and fussing about 10:15 am, so I got up and checked his diaper, and sure enough he was poopie! So I started to change him and took all the precautions to make sure I wouldn't get a golden shower from him. When he was all cleaned up, Ad ointment in place, and diaper securely fastened the baby was ready to eat! So the wonderful mommy that I am had a bottle all ready. Daddy was laying out on the bed playing some X-Box 360, so Tayte and I perched up in the corner of the bed to watch Daddy and eat like we do most of the time. It's become a little routine we do.

So Tayte and I are now comfortable and the little guy is anxiously awaiting his bottle of yummy formula. As he's eating, Daddy and I are talking about the game Fable 2 that we are both in the middle of playing, (well daddy has beat it, and is starting to finish achievements, while I struggle through it!) All the while little chunky monkey is eating his bottle. Now my child eats like its nobodies business, he's not big mind you, he just likes about 7Oz's every four hours.

Well today as he is eating, my little monkey wanted to be burped every ounce he ate, which is unusual because normally he will wait to be burped every 3 ounces or so. well he got down to the last 2 ounces and wanted to be burped. So I put the burp rag over my shoulder and propped him into place, and I was patting his back, and rubbing it to get the bubble out when all of a sudden...

HE SPIT UP ALL OVER ME!!!!!

And I'm not talking just a little bit, but all 5 ounces or so came right back up on me! I just sat there and watched as this happened with a look or horror on my face. It was coming from every where, out of his mouth, his nose, heck I thought it was going to come out of his eyes. Then when this little porker was done, he looked at me and just smiled... Now how could I be mad at that, but I did feel extremely gross. You see, I was wearing a tank top and was planning on showering after I finished feeding her, and his nasty spew was all over me, down my shirt, in my cleavage, all over the bed, and my pillows... EWWWW!!!!

Needless to say, I was immediately in the shower after that, and now as I type little man is sitting in the make up room at Red Mask theater, where mommy had to do make up for a show today, sound asleep. It makes me wonder if anything fazes him, because it seems like to days episode never happened. And this day has been one more reason I love my little chunky monkey!

The New Mommy

Hi! My name is Amanda, and I am a new mother. First lets start by telling you that I had never planned on being a mother. I love children and have worked with them for a long time, but to have my own. No Thank you! Well that's what I thought until one special little guy came along. Tatye Sabastien Allen Wolfe was born on February 10th, 2011 at 10:26pm, he weighed 6lbs and 15Oz's and was 20 inches long, and boy has he changed my life. I had no idea what it would be like to have someone totally dependant on me day after day, 24/7. I didn't really read all the becoming a new mother books, sure I skimmed them, but I thought I knew everything I needed to since I had worked at a daycare since I was 19. Boy was I wrong! The first 2 weeks I feel like a panicked about everything! I'm sure I drove everyone crazy with the hormones too! To tell you the truth I have learned some things from this little guy. Things learned #1: If i scream loud enough and long enough some one else will get my food for me! Things learned #2: If I make a mess in my pants, and scream about it someone else will change me! Things learned #3: If I scream long enough someone will pick me up, and then i can spit up on them! Things learned #4: If I smile and coo, someone will buy me a toy! Well that's all I will post for now, and who knows where this blog will lead or what will be said, but for now I love being a mommy!